Love Letter written by a Chartered Accountant
In the Journal of my Heart,
I have written a journal entry,
Debiting my love and crediting my affection,
Now partner, you write the narration.
Your beauty is the capital of our business,
and your eyes are stock in trade,
Now let us enter into a transaction,
without providing depreciation.
Your first love I have already indicated,
On the ledger folio column,
Any way our relations are based on,
Double entry system.
Our love is real and tangible,
which can be realized,
interest on the same,
can be capitalized.
Partner you are like a contra entry,
You are on my debit side and credit side,
Both at the same time,
can it be posted into ledger, now you decide.
And so my partner now let us Rectify,
All our errors and total the trial balance,
of our affairs and emotions,
without any suspense account.
And any difference in the Trial balance,
In the balance sheet of our life,
Our children will be assets and liabilities,
If they are boys can we call them Sundry Debtors?
If they are girls can we call them Sundry creditors?
But if we have a boy and a girl,
our balance sheet will tally automatically,
And the auditor will certify like this,
" The account shows true and fair view of lovely business conducted during Life's Account"
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